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"The best things in life are meant to be shared." - Lucille & William Brooklyn

Hi there. I'm Annie.

Doctor Who, Homestuck, Supernatural, Superwho, Harry Potter, space, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sherlock, John Dies at the End, X-Men, Muse, puns, philosophy, zombies, dirty jokes, Adventure Time, Starkid, space, Hot Fuzz, stupid jokes, science, Batman, dinosaurs, SPACE: these are a few of my favorite things. I write a lot of long rambly tags and make more references than I can hold.

I nearly always have a massive queue running, so if I'm posting but don't reply to something right away, I might not actually be online. But feel free to talk to me anyway. :D

Much Ado About Butts

I'm an admin for the Homestuck Jokes blog and a Trollmegle chat log blog and they're awesome and you should check them out.

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- pointless anecdotes
- stupid shit marie says after midnight
- stupid art I'm responsible for
- the HSJokes blog mods being awesome
- My Mysterious Homestuck
- puns
- things I don't understand but reblogged anyway

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Oh, yeah, second sign of a prophet? A rockin’ ass.

My roommate, who is on a roll tonight

The idea of growing a child inside you is the fucking freakiest thing. It’s like a fungus or something.

My roommate

I don’t have eyebrows, Annie. These [gestures] are little people.

My roommate

I’m motherfucked. I’m fucking mothered. Motherfucker.

My roommate

Me: You need to take your own advice.

Marie: Your MOM's a mice!

Marie: ...Advice..

You looked like you were drowning in a small puddle.

My roommate

[I'm watching "My Little Pony"; Marie walks up and watches for a few seconds]

Marie: Are there any male ponies?

Me: A few, yeah.

Marie: Are they hot?

Me: ...

Me: Marie...

Me: ...They're cartoon ponies.

Marie: I know but are they supposed to be like hot guys or just cute little ponies?

Me: Uh...

It’s really hard to admire your own butt.

My roommate

I was away yesterday and came back to find a note on my wall below a poster of the Harry Potter characters. There was an arrow pointing to Firenze and the note read:

In this moment as I am writing this I looked up & thought that this guy was an Arat AVATAR! Now I realize that it is just drums [drunk] me talking AHHAH. come BACK!

Oh, roommate.

Marie: [a la "Whip My Hair"] I put some chips in my pants, I put some chips in my pants...

Me: [a la "Pants on the Ground"] Chips in your pants, chips in your pants -

Both of us: Lookin' like a fool with some chips in your pants!