pickle victory

trollmeglestuck:

Submitted by:  mellifluousmastermind

homestuckheadspastedontothings:

submitted by anonymous

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jbriner:

So, I was trolling around the MSPA forums, and someone had posted that their headcanon voice for Equius was Patrick Warburton… which is simultaneously the worst and BEST thing I’ve ever heard.

Thus, I decided to put this young man’s theory to the test with a Homestuck scene.  The results are pretty much as ridiculous as I thought they’d be, haha.

Presenting: Kronquius and Gamzeezma!

I’M SO SORRY

EDIT: Just for clarification, this is NOT ANYWHERE NEAR how I believe Equius sounds.

I would try to make some sort of comment on this but i am not capable of functiong right now jesus fuckign christ this is one of the funniest things i have heard in a long time

codfishsticks:

zillyboner:

oh my god

((lkdjflsdkj jesus FUCK))

(via ghettotaku-deactivated20120903)

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

nigga-tier:

voidquius:

D —> 100k at this art
D —> Isn’t it neat
D —> Wouldn’t you say my colle%ion’s complete
D —> Wouldn’t you think I’m the troll
D —> The troll who has everything

D —> 100k at this trove
D —> Treasures untold
D —> How many wonders can one respiteblock hold
D —> 100king around here you think
D —> Yes, he’s got everything

D —> I’ve got painting and sculptures a-plenty
D —> I’ve got oils and pastels galore
D —> You want musclebeast statues
D —> I’ve got twenty
D —> But who cares
D —> No big deal
D —> I want more

D —> I want to be where the hoofbeasts are
D —> I want to see, want to see them prancing
D —> Trotting around on those - hand me a towel now
D —> Hooves

D —> Walking on feet, you don’t get too far
D —> Flanks are required for leaping, prancing
D —> Cantering down by a - e%cuse me for sweating
D —> Creek

D —> Out where they trot, out where they clop
D —> Out where they fight all night ‘neath the moons
D —> Wandering free - wish I could be
D —> Part of that world

D —> What would I give if I could live out on the plains
D —> What would I pay if I could stay under the moons
D —> It would be grand, they’d understand
D —> Their bodies could withstand my STRONGNESS
D —> Full of hoofgrit, no more troll bits
D —> Proudly I’d stand

D —> And ready to know what the hoofbeasts know
D —> Whinny a question, wickers will answer
D —> What’s an udder and how does milk - oh dear god
D —> Flow

D —> When’s it my turn
D —> Wouldn’t I love, love to e%plore that world up above
D —> Crumpets and tea
D —> Wish I could be
D —> Part of that world

someone needs to sing this jhjkhkjhkjdhdfjgghmg

connor and justin i’m looking at you

(Source: tinyhoovequius, via doridachi)

D —> Oh Great and Powerful Tri%ie
D —> Grasp life by the reins and wrangle those tacky lowb100ds into their proper place
D —> Then please charge ahead with your champion vis001 tri%
D —> I canter resist your unbridled power

homestuckjokes:

Source:  2ollux-sexual

turntechgodmode:

Hell.

Fucking.

Yes.

[x]

always I want to be STRONG with you

(Source: kingyatagarasu, via doridachi)

homestuckjokes:

http://youtu.be/9a2Syj5gyC0

Source:  These reblog notes

“A beautiful heart, faithful… and STRONG…”

homestuckjokes:

Source:  sunsetburst

textsfromalternia:

submitted by cloudydrake

octosmagiccastle:

Wow, a lot of hard work pays off! My first “animation” as it were! Hope you like it.

Art by sleepyowl

Sagitarion was Xiki

Beginning music by James

This is adorable.