GODDAMMIT STEVE

"The best things in life are meant to be shared." - Lucille & William Brooklyn

Hi there. I'm Annie.

Doctor Who, Homestuck, Supernatural, Superwho, Harry Potter, space, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sherlock, John Dies at the End, X-Men, Muse, puns, philosophy, zombies, dirty jokes, Adventure Time, Starkid, space, Hot Fuzz, stupid jokes, science, Batman, dinosaurs, SPACE: these are a few of my favorite things. I write a lot of long rambly tags and make more references than I can hold.

I nearly always have a massive queue running, so if I'm posting but don't reply to something right away, I might not actually be online. But feel free to talk to me anyway. :D

Much Ado About Butts

I'm an admin for the Homestuck Jokes blog and a Trollmegle chat log blog and they're awesome and you should check them out.

Tags of possible interest:
- pointless anecdotes
- stupid shit marie says after midnight
- stupid art I'm responsible for
- the HSJokes blog mods being awesome
- My Mysterious Homestuck
- puns
- things I don't understand but reblogged anyway

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Mellifluous Mastermind: Why was Nic Cage afraid of Skrillex?

Annie: because he dropped the bees?

Mellifluous Mastermind: ^Yes.

Annie: NOT THE BASS

Annie: AAAAAUUGH IT'S IN MY EARS

Annie: NOTTHEBASSNOTTHEBASS

Doridachi: what if in that scene instead of bees

Doridachi: the container thing was considerably bigger and they just like

Doridachi: dropped still alive bass in there

Doridachi: and they just slapped his face and shit

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Steel yourself for a volley of puns

Annie: i was going to blame the shittiness of my jokes on how fucking exhausted i am but then i realized that this is about normal caliber anyway

Annie: pretty lame even for

Annie: one-shots

Lisle: ...

Lisle: …

Lisle: !!!!!!!!

Lucyha: ....

Lucyha: WHOA

Lucyha: you scared me

Lisle: Wasn't sure what you were shooting for there for a second.

Annie: i'm glad you got it and i wasn't just firing blanks over here

Boots: Lisle's exclamation was accompanied by the Metal Gear being-discovered noise

Lisle: Naw, just took a second to trigger my understanding.

Boots: *double pistols and you're an asshole*

Lucyha: It bothers me how the ...'s suddenly get really small.

Annie: it's okay, it usually takes me a couple rounds to really get into the swing of a good joke

Lisle: I know, right?

Lisle: Now you're just barrelling along.

Boots: I was going to say "ollies outie" from the pun fight but then I got caught up for a moment

Annie: better run for safety, i'm punning at full-throttle now

Boots: because just earlier I was fondly regarding how magnificent an exit statement this comic has given us

Boots: *ollies outie*

Boots: it's just

Boots: so perfect

Lisle: I think I'm running out of ammunition now, but I might as well go out with a bang.

Boots: any situation

Boots: it's so casual and visual

Annie: aw, i was gunning for a good long pun fight

Boots: and it was just a lame one-shot on a skateboarding shoutbox!

Lucyha: I see what you're shooting for, and I'm staying out of it.

Boots: fuck I said one-shot

Boots: I'd better leave

Boots: Boots *ollies the fuck outie*

Lisle: Rifling through gun-related vocab to continue this firefight.

Annie: we've only breeched the surface of gun-related humor!

Lisle: But I'm running out of puns so I might just bull it.

Boots: I'd say you've only grazed it, personally

Boots: haven't put a bullet through the heart of this conversation yet

Lisle: Jesus fuck I'm actually proud of that one.

Annie: about time you blunderbussted in, boots

Annie: we were having a blast without you

Lisle: Triple pun.

Lisle: Well-played.

Annie: oh damn i didn't even realize that...

Annie: i mean uh yes that was my plan all along

Lisle: That was the plan.

Lisle: To give us pun boners.

Lisle: And I got one.

Annie: i'm trying not to recoil from the imagery

Lisle: Really? I was /lead/ to believe that kind of imagery fired your pistol.

Lisle: Guess that ricocheted.

Annie: i don't know howitzer you got that idea

Lisle: Looks like I'm drawing a blank.

Lisle: Oh well.

Lisle: On that note, I'm getting lunch.

Annie: *you musket lunch

Lisle: !!!

Lisle: You do well under fire.

Annie: you beretta believe it

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# puns

# my life

we r qualit

blastyoboots: I just asked him too late

Annie: well FINE conksucker..............

Annie: no, needs moar typos

blastyoboots: did it better too, numpnuts

Annie: fupk you booonts

Lucyha: YOUR BOth IMIGRINTS

Annie: oh yEAH?1

Lucyha: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Annie: nellie is probably crying over our typing now

me: while you guys are IGNONGING me i am habing the BEDT TINE with a GAMZEZ..........

Annie: SIGN...

blastyoboots: You stand corrected.

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# basically sbahj in real time

# my life

I don't even

Annie: oh man yeah

Annie: when the burning bush spoke it was basically just reading some sherlock smut out loud to all the teenage neanderthals gathering around to listen

Annie: the ten commandments were originally God's list of preferred OTPs

Lucyha: whoa

Lucyha: the bible suddenly makes so much sense

Lucyha: i ship eve/snake as kismeses

Annie: the red sea that moses split was actually a metaphor for the fandom being divided over who to ship mary with, jospeh or god

Lucyha: oh man those pairings are so mainstream

Lucyha: i ship her with the third king i mean he's obviously the deepest character in the whole series

Annie: but the three wise men were the perfect auspisticized trio! you can't split up a brotherhood that beautifully ashen

Annie: okay you know what no let's just stop here before we get carried away again

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# a.k.a. reasons why i am at least 50% terrible human being