June 2012
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scaredpotter:
forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was
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sillyunicorntime:
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have you ever hated someone so much that you found out what their otp was and then wrote an epic-length fanfic about that pairing that became the pinnacle of all things good in that particular fandom with thousands of readers including the person you hate and people made fanart of it and fanmixes and cried and screamed in ecstasy every time there was an...
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i haven’t had a sip yet but it’s a blood red color and it’s making me think of persephone and pomegranate seeds and all sorts of lovely, sad things and it’s making me want to write so maybe as dubious as it sounds pomegranate pizzazz is a good tea flavor after all
nope it’s not it sucks
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wizcoylifa:
“wanna see my rock collection?” i open my closet and several clones of dwayne johnson come running out. i hand my friend the extra tranquilizer gun under my bed, “the hunt is on”.
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Lucyha: but yes, i am tempted to at one point stuff a flamingo in gaby's pants
Lucyha: which is a phrase i never, ever thought i'd say
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so i’m filling out one of those disagree-agree charts for a job application and came across this one: ”I am a generally hopeful and optimistic person.”
and i moved towards “disagree” without even really thinking
then i stopped for a moment and realized that it’s kind of become true
i used to consider myself an optimistic cynic but lately it’s...
“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham...”
– (via be-killed)
dear online Subway application:
thank you so much for creating a website with your own scroll bar that negates the wheel on my mouse, i really enjoy not being able to use the scroll wheel on my mouse
oh and not being able to press “enter” to send is super convenient too
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clumsyoctopus:
life rules
- you are never as awkward as you think you are - you are never as annoying as you think you are - you are never as boring as you think you are - your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are - you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for - chin up, dude
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ander-son:
finnickerr:
Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence
I am eight but I will soon benign
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You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
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sillyunicorntime:
bookstores and libraries should be like churches, man
you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at
literary nuts can read trashy romance novels
adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books
christians can read the koran and buddhists can read books about satanism
mother of four can read a self-help book...
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largerthanlifeus:
consultingskeletontribute:
somesortof-death-frisbee:
imyouraziraphale:
One
two
three
four
I declare
a time war.
#five
#six
#seven
#eight
#daleks scream
#EXTER-MIN-ATE
Nine,
Ten,
Eleven,
Twelve.
The Doctor died,
and Silence Fell
Twelve,
Eleven,
Ten,
Nine.
Here he goes,
back in time.
Eight,
Seven,
Six,
Five,
He’ll do his...
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quazza:
Reminder to my followers that if you want me to tag anything for your convenience or because of triggering content then I am more than willing to do so
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TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
sassypotassium:
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seerofsarcasm:
moiststar:
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gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.
holy shit
IC BROWN OX JMP OVR AZY DOG
IC BROWN OX JMP OVR AZY DOG
wow looks like the T, H, and E keys don’t work AT ALL
HE QUIK BROWN FO...
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May 2012
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the common sense guide to surviving the zombie...
gyzym:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
IN THE EVENT OF AN...
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randomlinktime:
my mom’s approach to reminding me about my 10pm computer curfew is to come into the room when i have like 10 minutes left and waste those last minutes talking to me about shit i don’t really want to hear
my dad’s approach is to just say “aren’t you supposed to be off the computer by 10?” as he leaves the room at 10:20
guess which method makes everything a little more...
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my mom’s approach to reminding me about my 10pm computer curfew is to come into the room when i have like 10 minutes left and waste those last minutes talking to me about shit i don’t really want to hear
my dad’s approach is to just say “aren’t you supposed to be off the computer by 10?” as he leaves the room at 10:20
guess which method makes everything a...
